Really Bad Obama Joke

Ben Avery Cannot Draw #1
by Ben Avery

The man in the first panel is the United States' president Barrack Obama.

The man in the second panel is Germany's president Horst Kohler.

The quote in the first panel is word for word from Mr. Obama's speech last night.

The quote in the second panel is word for word from . . . well, a lot of places.

The car was invented in Germany, of course.

Yeah, it's dumb, I know. The word play just flowed so well in my head, I had to do something with it.

~ Ben

Bests Quote of the Election Season

I don't want this blog to become one about politics. This blog is supposed to be about faith and art and stuff like that. But I couldn't resist after reading this today.

From Hillary Clinton:

"I want to make change, but I've already made change. I will continue to make change. I'm not just running on a promise of change. I'm running on 35 years of change."

I mean, they're all saying it, but this is the most spot-on, hit the nail on the head expression of it that I've seen.

Incidentally, they told me the same exact thing when I tried to pay with cash at Arby's the other day.

Ba-dum-ching!

~ Ben

World's Worst Geek Joke

My son and daughter always make up knock knock jokes. Sometimes, they surprise me with a good one that comes out of their little pre-school heads. Every once in a while, I'll come up with a silly pun and share it with my kids. Sometimes they even laugh.

I haven't shared the following with them. There's many reasons for this. First, you have to be a geek (or a reasonable facsimile) to get it. Second, it's stupid. Third, it's probably not that original. 

But here it is. The worst, least original, stupidest geek joke ever muttered:

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Doctor.

Doctor who?

Yes.

Thank you, ladies and gentlemen. I'll be here all week.

~ Ben